Brittany's Little Survey Thingy
I decided that, rather than emailing all of you this gigantic email, Ill post it and send you the link. (Plus, it gets a little traffic to my blog :))

my name is]: Meghan

[I live]: w/ My boyfriend, John and my kitty cat, Noobie

[in the morning I am]: At work by 4:30 AM (4, starting next week).

[love is]: Knowing that somewhere in the world is another person that you care about, and that cares about you in return. Its wanting to help make that person's life the best and most fulfilling it can be.

[I dream about]: A little bit of anything and everything. A whole bunch of stuff I dont remember.

-With The Opposite Sex-

[what do you notice first?]: Physically?: The way they carry themselves, a smile maybe.

[wins your heart over]: On a first impression: just taking the time to stop and say hello, and be friendly and courteous. Long term: about the same, on a grander scale. With John, my heart's pretty much won, but sometimes he surprises me and makes me fall in love with him all over.

[last person u slow danced with]: Oh, geez... I guess John at Senior Prom... a LONG TIME AGO.

[just being together or being “busy” together]: just being together is nice, but sometimes its nice to go out on a "date." When you live together, you dont get to date much anymore.

-Who-

[do you have a crush on?]: well John, in a real sense... though I do like looking at Randy Orton (see bottom). What can I say? I love muscles.

[easiest to talk to]: I guess John. I dont really get to talk to much of anyone else close to me anymore and I rarely ever discuss personal issues at work.

[best friend]: Brittany and John. B's been my best friend since I was 6 years old. I love her just as much (if not more) as I love my own sister. I would also like to note that I didnt make her best friend list... so SCREW YOU!!! (ha!)

[can you NOT trust]: The list of people that I CAN trust is very small. Otherwise, I dont trust anyone. I like to make sure things get done myself. Its a good quality, I suppose, for the kind of work I do... which is verifying that Harris Teeter is getting exactly what they pay for. Some vendors try to get sneaky.

[spend all your time with]: All my free time? John and Noobie. All my work time? Sara and Geneva (the two REAL vendor receivers that are training me.)

[lose track of time with]: Im pretty good about that. Though, on the rare occasions I get to see Brittany, the time flies by and Im almost always home mcuh later than I said I would be.

-Have You Ever...?- [fallen for your best friend]: Brit? NO. John wasnt my best friend until after I fell for him. Go figure.

[cried because of love]: I think that actually might be a requirement.

[screamed at your parents]: that may be an understatement.

-Who Was The Last Person That...-

[you talked to on the phone]: John, before he came home from work.

[hugged]: John, again.

[you instant messaged]: Brittany. last night. And Tegan, who wouldnt talk to me :(

[you laughed with]: Maybe John, or S and G at lunch yesterday.

[you cried with]: The last time I cried, I was alone. (Mostly cause I knew I was crying over something stupid).

[went out to eat with]: Sara and Geneva from work

-Just Some Stuff-

[could you live without the computer]: I had to for a little while, but it sucks and I wouldnt want to

[what's your favorite food]: I like a little bit of everything. Ive even retried bacon as an adult and (I dont really like it, but I think its edible now)

[what’s your favorite fruit]: strawberries

[what hurts the most, physical pain or emotional pain]: emotional, because it takes so much more time to heal than physical

[trust others way too easily]: Some people, yes.

-N U M B E R-

[of times I have had my heart broken]: a few

[of hearts I have broken]: I don't know... no one has told me.

[of boys I have kissed]: two. That seems like such a small number...

[of girls I have kissed]: none

[of drugs taken illegally]: I drink underage, but thats as close as Ive come.

[of close friends]: just enough

[of CD's that I own]: me, not a whole lot. But if you look at mine and John's together, quite a few.

[of scars on my body]: a couple, one big one.

[of things in my past that I regret]: I like where my life is now, so I dont look back at the way things were with regret. I know if I had done anything diferently, I wouldnt be here.

-Other Things-

[I know]: A lot of things, but not everything

[I want]: A lot of things. I want to be a great person, with a great job that I love, Id love to be a great mother someday.

[I have]: all that i need

[I wish]: things would work out the way I want them to RIGHT NOW

[I hate]: too much for my own good.

[I miss]: my family, my old friends from high school, and probably a few other things.

[I fear]: dying alone, having accomplished nothing.

[I hear]: the buzz of the fan and John's heavy sleep-breathing

[I search]: "for something new to add to my list of things to do before i die" (I like that, so Im keeping it).

[I love]: John, Noobie, my friends and family (even though I dont get to see them as much anymore)

[I ache]: in my back and feet after work sometimes. But its a good ache... like I know I worked hard cause it hurts ache.

[I care]: about the people close to me.

[I always]: do goofy stuff that gets my ass in trouble

[I dance]: when Im home alone and have the radio on. :)

[I cry]: way too much still, i'm a weepy kinda girl (Ive been getting better though!)

[I do not always]: say the right things at the right time.

[I write]: in this damn thing now~

[I confuse]: myself way more than I should.

[I can usually be found]: at Harris Teeter or at home (check Teeter first)

[I need]: to get my ass up and get moving today.

[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: Like strip poker?? No, thats silly.

[if so, when and with who]:

[favorite place to be kissed]: my neck, and under my ear

[have you ever been caught “doing something”]: have I been walked in on? No. But Im pretty sure my parents knew when something was finally up.

[druggie]: no

[gang member]: haha, no

[daydreamer]: oh goodness yes

[alcoholic]: no

[freak]:oh yes!!

[brat]: at times

[sarcastic]: no, not at all... why would you say such a thing?!?

[goody-goody]: sometimes

[angel]: if you wanna call me that, go right ahead

[devil]: if you wanna call me that, go right ahead

[friend]: I can be

[shy]: at times, but Ive gotten much better. I used to not want to ask for ketchup at McDonalds.

[talkative]: I can be that too, when Im in the mood.


[adventurous]: I'd like to be more so

[intelligent]: I'd like to think so, but I know my common sense can be a bit lacking.

-Concerning The Friends-

[wish you saw more often]: Brittany, Julia, Tegan . . .

[wish you could meet]: I dont have any friends I haven't met.

[most sarcastic]: we're all pretty good at being sarcastic

[wish you knew better]: the girls at work.

[knows you best]: John knows me inside and out

-Self-Analysis You Probably Don't Want To Do-

[your best feature]: The whole package ;)

[your biggest flaw]: stubborn pride

[most annoying thing you do]: I cry when i'm mad

[biggest mistake you've made this far]: Ive made a few in my life, but I dont regret them

[describe your personality in one word]: quirky

[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]: my butt and legs (they are very long, but I dont usually do much to bring that out)

[person you regret sleeping with]: I've slept wiht one person and if I regretted it, I wouldnt still be doing it

[height]: five foot seven

[a smell that makes you smile]: chocolate, or a yummy candle

[a city you'd like to visit]: L.A.

[a drink you order most often]: diet whatever

[a delicious dessert]: chocolate and strawberries ooh ooh or Ice Cream

[a book you highly recommend]: anything by John Irving, also Anne Rice's Memnoch the Devil was awesome

[the music you prefer while alone]: rock and pop

[your favorite band]: I dunno, I used to LOVE Cheap Trick, and I still do, but most of the music I listen to now is all single people and not bands.

[a film you could watch over and over]: Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs

[a TV show you watch regularly]: Buffy and Angel on DVD and anything on Food Network or HGTV

[your transportation]: red 2002 Hyundai Accent ( I LOVE MY CAR )

[your cologne or perfume]: I dont wear perfume often, my soap and deoderant suit me just fine

[under your bed or in your closet you hide]: I dont really hide anythign, the closet is so full of my regular stuff

[something important on your night table]: My alarm clock (now my early-morning best friend), my piggy bank (which isnt a pig, but an old P.O. Box) and a framed picture of John as a little kid (SO cute!)

Everybody is Dying on Me!!!
A little memorial to all the people who have finally decided this week to leave us alone:
(Yes, I know Im going straight to hell).

Sick Puppy
Mood:  not sure
This morning my boyfriend was one sick puppy. We ate some chicken wings from BW3's last night for dinner and they just didn't sit right with him. As soon as he ate it, he started complaining about a headache. I was luckily unaffected... must have gotten the few pieces of good chicken that were in the box.

SCREW YOU BUFFALO WILD WINGS!!!!!

Luckily, he's feeling better now. Not great, not 100%, but at least he doesnt feel like ralphing up another organ. And its a good thing, too. For awhile there I was worried that he had that nasty stomach bug that has been going around. That one is really terrible. You're sick for days (even a week!) of nothing but constant vomiting and dry heaving. I am so relieved that he isn't as sick as he seemed this morning and will be better soon.

Chiquita Banana nanananana...
I am Chiquita Banana and Im here to say
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way.
And when they're flecked with brown and have a golden hue
Bananas taste the best and are the best for you.

You can put them in a salad,
You can put them in a pie-ai
Any way you want to eat them,
It's impossible to beat them.

But Bananas like to live near the very very tropical equator,
So you should never put bananas
In the refrigerator...
CHA CHA CHA!!!

Sunny Day, Sweepin' the.. Clouds Away!!
Mood:  cheeky
Oh, it's such a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the air is warm, and all is right with the world. John will get up in a few minutes, we'll spend the afternoon out and about (On The Job, and lunch), and then I'll head off to school for a few hours. I haven't decided what I'm in the mood for for lunch yet, but I havent eaten anything today and I'm STARVING.... I'm starvin' like Marvin. Actually, I wanted to find a picture of the gas station, but couldn't get a good one. So, the Ethiopian kid from South Park will have to do. Sorry for the lack of randomness

B.I.T.C.H
Mood:  incredulous
I got called a bitch today at work. It was bound to happen sooner or later, since that is what I was hired to do. Be that as it may, being called a bitch (especially in anger, no joking) really sucked. And Im not sure whether it bothers me more that he called me a mean name, or that Im bothered by it. I think the latter... I just haven't grown the skin I should have by now. Maybe I should be able to shrug stuff off like that and keep going without looking back, maybe I can't, and maybe that's causing me to doubt myself and my ability to do my job.

Maybe all of this is just psychobabble bullshit and I should just... ha! ... quit my bitching and get over it. Maybe I should post a funny picture of a cat.

We ALL Need A Litte Harry the Happy Dragon Posing With a Chicken

Pineapple Under the Sea
Mood:  bright
Now Playing: Avril Lavigne: SpongeBob Theme
School today. I dont want to go. I'm finding that I dont want to go more and more as the semester goes on. The classes Im taking now just dont interest me, I guess. There are so many other things I'd love to be doing, hobbies I would love to be exploring, that sitting in classes for 4 hours on a Monday night does not sound appealing.
It's for the greater good. I have to just keep remembering that. THE GREATER GOOD.
I'm wearing a SpongeBob Band-Aid on my finger, where the biggest blister is from yesterday...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbant and yellow and pourous is he!
Spongebob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Spongebob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flub like a fish!
Spongebob Squarepants!

I'm in a good mood today. I just wish I could spend the next few hours being productive, or playing on eBay. :) I bid on a new pair of silicone oven mitts today. Now, my poor fingers will be nice and safe. Cross my fingers and hope I win tonight.... mama needs a new pair of gloves!!

Burn Baby Burn
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Disco Inferno (The old one, not the new one... and only in my head).
So... It turns out that the oven mitts that I have been using for the past few years are actually just for decoration. How have I figured this out, you ask? By burning the fuck out of my right hand... THROUGH the goddamn mitt. Ive got two blisters forming on my palm, one on my pointer finger, and a baby one on my middle finger. It hurt like a bitch... still hurts like a bitch, actually.
Wouldnt have been so bad if it was my left hand... I dont ever use my left hand... but now, every time I do something my hand hurts. Typing hurts.
So blah. Im done.

Things Republicans Believe
Things Republicans Believe: A truthful and sarcastic list

1. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is a solid defense policy

2. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

3. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

4. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s and John Kerry did in the 1970s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

5. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

6. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.

8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

9. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

10. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

11. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

12. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

13. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.